Guess where my newsbreaks are coming from …

… if you guessed Twitter, you’re brilliant! In the past 12 hours, Twitter has brought me this news first: local fire at a plastic factory (I wondered what that strange smell was …) Australian Rules Football player leaving MY team and moving on to another state (sob sob) death of Patrick Swayze (RIP. And that…

I can’t even LOOK at the rollercoaster!

Just when did I get scared of the show rides? … as a teen, I thought roller coasters, the mad mouse, gravitron and all the other crazy rides were FUN! I liked being fooled into thinking I was going off the rails / being held against the side of a wall by gravity like a…